I am Sam

Please welcome Sam, southern cousin of Max and Francis. Sam has a long and very melodic meow. Sam is a great hunter and loves to spend the day under a quilt. He is built like a boxer and has very quick reflexes. Every paw leaves a print-when he jumps off you know you've been tagged by Southern Sam.

Happy Thanksgiving

Hmmm...Should I have Speckled Trout or Mesopotamian Dachshund? I was anticipating a lovely liver delivery from Harry and David. Simple Human had better make good on holiday liver promise. Sincerely, Max

Francie and the Coloraturasaur

Francis, do you know what a coloratura is? "Ya!"(paw here)

Would you say Maria Callas was a coloratura? "Ya!"

Hear a Grand Tutti

I know what you were thinking, simple human. Click to hear one of Beethoven's tuttis -then off you go, I am in need of a nap. Sincerely, Max

Black and Tan

Filmloop Max and Francis in Sepia click to view go go go

Sweet Liver Dreams

Mr. Fine

prec·i·pice (prs-ps)

You must get a hold of yourself, really. Galas and gallows are not the same as your dramatics are suggesting. Rest assured you will survive. Sincerely, Max

Morning Sun

Sibling Revelry

"Because your head is small, only I am allowed to sit here. And you must never touch any treats before I have selected the ones I wish to eat myself."

Vote 'Yes' on Liver Referendum

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in. H. L. Mencken

Homegrown

Alpha Boy and Francie loading up on catnip.

Francis slays tape roll

Max's Mind Meld

Simple Human, you are now under my spell... you must drive to the store and purchase something that has clucked... you will then cook the carcass, basting hourly...then place it on a plate with charger and set it on the floor... then you must leave the building...do you understand these instructions, Simple Human?...

Most uncharitable, don't you find?

Such ghastly behavior! For this, I have no choice but to deposit hair on your pillow.

Sincerely,

Max